Dennis Lynch was bite by the horse bug at an early age. He has never had a job that was not associated with horses – he gets to work outside, wear comfortable clothes and watch thousands of horses develop from foals to stallions. And in his opinion, there is no better life than this. In his latest post for Filson Life, Dennis looks back on a famous equine event that you won't want to miss after reading this.
What makes runway models like Tyra Banks and Cindy Crawford so famous and sought after? According to Google, requirements for a Runway Model include:
At least 5'9''
A magnificent complexion
Straight White Teeth
A Professional and Unique "Look"
Well, at the Kentucky Thoroughbred Yearling Sale on September 10, 2011, the requirements for success in terms of high selling price included:
15.2 hands at least
Rocket ship body
Hair Coat: "Slick as a Seal"
Well Developed Muscle Condition
Teeth- "No Parrot Mouth"
"The Look of Eagles"
If anyone wants to experience an event more exciting, interesting and a helluva lot more fun than a fancy-schmancy fashion show in Milan, Paris or New York, come to a Thoroughbred Yearling Sale in Kentucky. It is here that you will find more than 4,300 Thoroughbred yearlings for sale.
Bring your Filson Travel Vest because you’re going to need all 20 something pockets! You'll need pens, pencils, sunglasses, reading glasses, barn lists, consignors lists, catalogues, iPads, measuring sticks and a million other things.
Some of the best pedigreed equine athletes are spread out over 44 barns of beautiful rolling Kentucky bluegrass countryside. There are hundreds of sellers, thousands of grooms, show people, farriers, horse chiropractors and even a few "horse whisperers."
The characters you will find in the barn and sales arena rival anything in the fertile imagination of Damon Runyon. Names like “Snake”, “Raggedy Ass Dilger”, “Smiley Pete”, “Indian Charlie”, “One-eyed-Pat”, “The Cornbread Mafia”, “Bad Cat Sweezey”, “Baby Head”, “Snitch Jr.” and The English gentleman Sir Robert Phillip Terence Collier (a.k.a. “Cocktail Clarence”) are just a few that will wander into your sights while just sitting on a bench watching the activity.
Billionaires, Heads of State, Arab Sheikhs, captains of industry and heiresses all intermingle trying to ply each other out of insider information concerning who's the best horse in the barn and how much money you are thinking about spending.
You can communicate with the French, Germans, Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, or South Americans if you can just talk “horse." Probably the biggest language barrier is with our UK friends, who have been doing this horse deal for a few hundred years longer than us Yanks but refuse to update the Queen’s English and change head collar to “halter,” “box” to “stall,” “yard” to “barn area,” a “bit of give to the ground” to “yielding turf” and “kidney blankets” to whatever they are. Yet whoever they may be, horses attract the world's most fascinating people.
I don't care if you have been around the world and to the Arkansas State Fair twice, because if you haven't experienced a horse sale in Kentucky, "you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't never done nothing."
Let me know if you're coming and I'll give you the "cook's tour" and don't forget your Filson travel vest-- you're going to need it!
It's so nice to see Filson friend and guest blogger, Dennis Lynch, featured in equine pubs Paulick Report